I wanna bring you to show and tell
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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