you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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