Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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