did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
