the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Randomize
