very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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