I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
operation harelip BJ is a go
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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