question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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