honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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