What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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