Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I got inside last night via doggy door
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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