The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
only if we run a train.
done.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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