but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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