hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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