p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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