She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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