We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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