Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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