Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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