Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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