i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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