his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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