He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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