Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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