I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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