JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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