The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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