Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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