Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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