Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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