I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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