he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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