So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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