It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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