Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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