Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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