Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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