at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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