I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
How naked do you want me to be?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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