apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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