I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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