He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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