This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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