I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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