so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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