Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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