i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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