i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
So apparently I’m into choking now
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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