To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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