Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
home. puking in laundry basket.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
The uberlube is also flammable
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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