Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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