I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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