btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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