Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Randomize