So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
