Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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